☕️ (R)emote Expresso #74

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I knew her for four years before I found out she keeps chickens.

It came up because someone's dog was barking and she said, offhand, at least it's not the rooster. The call went sideways for nine minutes. Four years. Weekly check-ins. A pandemic. The chickens had been there the whole time.

I could not have told you what city she lived in. Whether she had kids. What she did on a Sunday. I knew her work. I knew her Zoom wall, which is gray, and a plant on the shelf, which I'm pretty sure is fake.

This is the part of remote work we don't talk about as much as the loneliness. The other thing.

The slow erosion of knowing people.

The things we lost on the way to remote autonomy:

The hallway. The kitchen run-in. The walk past someone's desk where you noticed the photo, the postcard, the weird mug. The two minutes before a meeting started when people just talked. The leftover pizza box at 9am that told you somebody had a rough night. The sweatshirt with the band name. The kid running through frame. The dog. The accent that came out when they were tired. The book on the shelf you couldn't quite see, so you asked.

And in its place, the structured intimacy industrial complex.

Standup questions. Slack profile fields. Donut-bot pairings. Share something about your weekend. A whole apparatus designed to make us feel known, run by people who think a calendar block can build a friendship.

It isn't working. Not the way the chickens worked.

Here’s what the research says:

A team at Georgia State studied what makes remote disclosure build trust. Three features: vividness, perceived unintentionality, and non-work relatedness. Translation: the kid running in. The dog. The forgotten unmuted moment. These work because they read as unmanaged. The icebreaker question doesn't land the same way because everyone knows it's a prompt. The Slack bio doesn't function the way the dog does.

You already knew this. You felt the difference. You just didn't have anyone telling you it was a documented mechanism.

So I went looking. Not in the research but in my own meeting transcripts.

Almost every personal detail I have about anyone I work with came out in the first three minutes, before the agenda kicked in. The bra getting put on for the Zoom. The cookie that crashed someone's blood sugar. The five heart attacks, mentioned in passing as evidence for why she could hear one in someone else's voice over the phone. The vape. The chickens, real or hypothetical. None of it was on anybody's agenda. None of it was a check-in question. It was all the leaks.

And the frameworks people taught me. "Cup-filling vs. bank-account-filling." "Chop it into little bits." "Objects are closer than they may appear." Each one a confession dressed up as advice.

Then it gets weirder.

KPMG asked workers about workplace friendship last year. 81% said they'd made close friends with colleagues they rarely see in person. And 49% of the same group said technology creates false connections and replaces real conversation with scrolling past someone's icon.

Both true. In the same survey. What it actually means: we're forming surface attachments and calling them friendships because we have no other word for the person whose Slack icon I recognize. A Ringover survey put remote workers as lonely 98% more often than office workers. Same workers reported more work friends, on average, than hybrid folx. Pick a feeling. They're all happening at once.

This is what unintentional disclosure was doing. It wasn't the time on Zoom. It was the leaks. The accidental glimpses that gave you a person.

There's a cost in here nobody's paying attention to.

The "just turn off your virtual background, let life leak through" advice is everywhere in the US-and-Europe writing on this. Lovely if you live alone in a tidy apartment. Less lovely if you're in a one-room flat in Manila, a shared family home in Chennai, or anywhere that the privacy of your home life isn't yours to spend on workplace trust-building. The whole bring your whole self to work ethos got globalized like it was a universal good, mostly by people whose work life and home life don't have to share a room. A colleague from Tokyo or Seoul who doesn't volunteer the contents of their living room isn't withholding. They're holding a different professional norm, which their team may or may not be able to read.

Then there's the part that bites back.

Remote workers get promoted 31% less often than their office-based peers. Same performance. Different perception. Managers read presence as commitment. The visibility tax isn't about working hours. It's about being legible as a human. The people who get the stretch assignment, the benefit of the doubt, the quiet referral, are the ones whose specific accidental thing somebody stumbled into. The dog. The chickens. The kid who interrupted three meetings and became a running joke.

The ones who kept the camera framed at the gray wall stayed strangers. And strangers, professionally, don't get advocated for.

I'm not telling you to unblur your background. That advice already exists, and it's been written badly. I'm telling you that the small accidental moments were doing structural work the whole time. They were the slow ingredients. They built a sense of someone that no standup question can engineer.

You can't schedule a slow reveal. You can only stop sanitizing the frame.

And no AI will ever do this work for you. The robot can transcribe the meeting. It cannot notice the rooster.

Last month, design leader Isabel Novais Machado walked us through Design Thinking Your Life using the same "Double Diamond" framework she uses for products to map her own energizers and drainers. The exercise: pick one area of your life, run the Five Whys on it, reframe with "how might I…", and prototype the smallest possible change. No life overhauls. Just experiments.

What she said that landed:

And when her co-host Silvia called her a cheerful cheerleader:

Which is its own kind of accidental disclosure and exactly the kind this issue is about.

The template lives on Miroverse if you want to run it for yourself: Design Thinking Your Life

5PM CEST | 11AM EDT | 10AM CDT | 4PM BST

Carolina Poll - Strategic Designer and Workshop Facilitator - is taking us inside how she designs workshops that actually move teams. Watch the community for the Luma link this week.

For those of us who run sessions and have ever wondered why some workshops land and some collapse into agenda theater - this one's for you.

Seven things colleagues told me without meaning to, in the first three minutes of a meeting:

The bra she put on specifically for the Zoom, because she said so out loud and laughed about it. She trusted me enough to narrate the costume change.

The five heart attacks, mentioned in passing as evidence for why she could hear one in someone else's voice over the phone. The qualification slipped in sideways. A whole shape of a body history, dropped into a sentence that was supposed to be about something else.

The cookie that crashed his blood sugar mid-call. A diagnosis I didn't know about, surfacing because the body wouldn't stay quiet for the agenda.

The turtles nesting on Zakynthos. He'd just been on vacation. I now know which detail mattered most to him about a whole week away. That's a person, not a status update.

The bank account at $14. We were talking strategy. Then suddenly the number was on the table. Money fears come out at very specific dollar amounts.

The kids noticing. "You're taking your computer, aren't you?" Her children clocked the cost of her job before she did. She told me this while explaining why she was rethinking the next promotion.

The recent diagnosis. ADHD. Dyslexia. Autism nobody's named yet but everybody sees. Midlife people rebuilding their whole self-concept in public, on work calls, with someone they barely know. Not announcing it. Just letting it slip while explaining why something at work didn't work.

None of these were on the agenda. All of them were what I actually got to keep.

Reveal one thing accidentally on purpose.

Don't blur the bookshelf this week. Don't apologize for the dog. Don't pre-explain the kid who might walk through. Pick one thing that's already true about your life and stop hiding it.

The point isn't to perform a quirk. The point is to stop curating yourself out of being knowable.

One accident. That's it. Nobody has to like it but you.

Open your AI of choice and paste this:

Then notice what the robot missed.

My privacy has always been relative at best.

I’m the person who tells you about the ADHD diagnosis in the first ten minutes. The cookie crash. The husband who pushed me to switch to Mac. I blurt. I always have. If something seems relevant in my head, it comes out of my mouth, and most things seem relevant in my head.

For most of my career people called this oversharing. I have come to think of it as a strategy.

When I go first, other people exhale. They tell me about the diagnosis they got in December. The kid they're worried about. The job they're rethinking. The bank account at $14. The thing they have never said out loud at work. We get something done, sure. We also get to know each other. Not in the LinkedIn way. In the way that means I will pick up the phone when your name lights up at 9pm, because by then I actually know who you are.

The robot will never do this for you. It can summarize the meeting. It can list the action items. It can even tell you who said what.

It cannot tell you why the cookie mattered. It cannot hold the moment where someone almost cried and then laughed about it instead. It cannot weigh the five things you said against the one thing you didn't and notice the shape of the missing piece. It cannot recognize a person.

That is still our job.

Go first. See what happens.

— The (R) Generation Team 💻 🧡 🫶

PS: The chickens are not a metaphor. Somewhere in this community, somebody actually has chickens, and I would like to know who.

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